When drunk you gets the Dominos guy to buy you McDonald's in the 'special instructions' section.
‘We know our metabolism slows down as we get older,’ she explains to Daily Mail. ‘It just means we have to take control and make healthier choices and work a little harder.’
Sorry. I'm just not a good boss and I've been skimming a lot of our profits off the top. Keep that as our little secret.
When you get to see the locals get down in the parking lot...don't let anyone tell you romance is dead.
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This dog just got home from a dog party and they're feeling a little hung over, okay?