Found this at the Hardly Used Sex Toy Emporium And Flea Market. Any buyers?
For the adults who somehow haven't figured out how to NOT piss their pants
This child took the $20 meant for his haircut, cut his own hair and used that money to buy a toy truck.
Fun fact: Bebop and Rocksteady were first created as a toy before being added to the TV show.
Pizza as an adult leads to 5 hours of heartburn and not being able to move