This is what it looks like when you pass out for three hours while drunk-cooking macaroni.
This is what happens when you let your toddler pick out your tattoo colors.
‘When I first found out about my condition my mom was with me at the gynaecologist.’
When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise on your back in suncreen that has a giant penis on its back instead of a cannon and then it burns on...
This is what it looks like when you stick your head in a fish tank and spit out milk.