'My first legal shower beer' GIRL THAT IS CIDER AND CRAP CIDER WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
You can choose having sex with this girl, or having unlimited beer the rest of your life BUT it's Natty Lite -- which do you choose?
Some dogs are trained to fetch beer; this guy got a full-time job at the Shell down the street.
This banner only took a few minutes to take down, but I had to hire a special truck to take it to the dump, which came out of my salary.
Those girls down below nursed him back to health after he broke his femur.
I’m starting to think girls can’t get dates to prom these days ‘cause dudes are taking cutouts.
This is a girl with 3 sets of boobs running down her body, but each nipple is a dick and each underboob has a vagina so the nipple-dicks are fucking the underboob-vaginas above them. Also there's a dick in a teacup at the bottom.