When you tell the tattoo artist to just cover your back in a bunch of Star Wars stuff.
Worst Mass Shooting in US history? Better take a selfie of my tits covered in someone else's blood!
Now all of your friends and family are going to look for that costume in your closet.
Hello everyone, I'm Duke SkySurfer. I'm a version of Luke Skywalker that's just different enough that we won't get sued. My good buddy R3-D3 has some strong opinions about these bad Star Wars tattoos. Take it away, R3!
Bear - Looking like your friend's little brother who's about to get into some trouble
Ugh, I'm losing my cool. That finger thing before was completely unrelated to this image gallery. Keep your cool Bryan, Keep your cool.
You can have your Avengers, we'll take these guys. They kill anything not wearing plaid.
The idea is to use one finger to block your naughty bits while taking a selfie in the mirror.