Hey, what the hell are you calling security for? I know my rights! I read the box DON'T TASE ME BRO
Reminds me of when I vacuum but don’t pick up my pile of clothes on the floor.
A knife sale for back to school? I should not eat a fail this sweet. It might give me high fail-esterol.
If saftey is your first priority, don't encourage me to use the phone while driving.
Please Don’t Eat Me, Please , Oh God, Oh God, I’ll Do Anything, Stop, Oh God
Don't get me wrong I will still try to go back to sleep for that last remaining minute.
I don’t even think she needs psychic powers. Pretty sure this chick could beat me up with her fists.
I don't care how unsanitary it is. If a dog offered me sushi I would eat it.
What it’s like eating vegetables while taking ACID. “Please don’t eat me!”
Excuse me sir, but Colombo would like to ask your girlfriend a few questions if ya don’t mind.