Technically, it's worth a little less than a dollar and nine-and-a-half cents
With three-thousand dollars, you'd have no problem making a suit out of five dollar bills.
For three-thousand dollars, you can buy three-thousand cheeseburgers off of the McDonald's dollar menu.
Twelve dollars for cheese? Hopefully this person is living out a “Groundhog Day” situation.
He just pushes that around and charges a dollar for anyone that has to use it.
I've seen similar dog shirts sell at thrift stores for hundreds of dollars