'It says right here that you know what a mop is and how to use it. I can't picture anyone lying about that.'
‘When I first found out about my condition my mom was with me at the gynaecologist.’
'I found some tanning foam while I was in the bathroom and put a stripe on my wrist. Liked it so much I did my arms and legs. Nobody was amused but me. I think it lasted a couple months.'
'Thanks Grandma, now tell me some other lies like that my parents love me and I wasn't adopted.'