‘Then I'd be like, 'First of all, do you think I have a giant vagina? What's wrong with you? That's rude. Secondly, no. Go away'.’
What do you think – is breastfeeding in public acceptable, or inappropriate?
I'm looking at graffiti that I love, but can't tell people that I love. What are YOU looking at?
I love Star Wars as much as I hate graffiti so if you add that to my love for comedy, I'm okay with this.
'I'm hiring you to be a phone that can float. Do you think you can handle that?'
'All I need from you as an employee is for you to be a hamburger bun. Think you can handle that?'
'I'm looking for a tall, superhot, straight muscular man, I love tattoos and pretty boys that look like Ken Doll.’