We found Waldo. So that's why he was so hard to find. He was dead the whole time.
Dog pretended he was asleep so he wouldn’t have to talk to the F’ing FOX his dumb owners got.
I don't know how these kids got these cars in there so we just bricked off that part of the school. It took days.
We shouldn’t judge. He had a few drinks in him when he did that parking job.
Millennials with their dumb standing desks: in my day we SAT like men until we got diabetes.
OK, but we are not voting for him for president just ‘cause a bird landed on him.