Why would you say something so mean to me, Mickey Mouse? I thought we were friends!
Because we couldn’t tell, we thought you were driving a choo choo train with that giant puff of smoke!
Sure, but when we park in a spot one second over the time we get a $50 ticket.
When you park in the one spot with a puddle and don’t want to get your shoes dirty.
When your friend tells you to just move the junk on his seat to the back before you get in.
We found Waldo. He was working at his day job when you were trying to find him.
Sure, but when we fall asleep like that our coworkers tell us to put our pants back on! Double standards!
Museum employees break, then superglue back together King Tut’s burial mask.