That’s not even what he meant when he said he wanted to give her an Eifel Tower.
When he said he was going to send a pic of his SNAKE, not what his girl was expecting.
'I run a tight ship here. All of my cake makers have to know the difference between what a customer is saying and what they want on their cake. Do you think you can handle that?'
He wanted his chewing tobacco and didn’t care what the team “doctor” said.
His plan to get in a fistfight with the flight crew backfired when nobody said he couldn’t bring the dog.
When Carl said she could have a bit of his sausage anytime, this is NOT what he meant!
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