Denise Richards posed for Playboy just five months after giving birth to her and Charlie Sheen's daughter.
Wife Almost Gets Away With Cheating On Husband Until She Slips Up And He Blasts Her Attempted Infidelity All Over The Internet – Part One.
Her eyes are...well, you can barely see them so might as well go to the next best thing.
'Can I get one taco with no shell please?' 'So you want a taco salad?' 'No I want a taco with no shell, idiot.'
'You know what my life is missing? A giant fake his-and-hers beard with a PB&J theme,' said no one ever.