The idea is to use one finger to block your naughty bits while taking a selfie in the mirror.
If there are five rows of naughty teachers traveling at 0 MPH, which one would you pick? 1,B?
If you rub suntan lotion on Santa’s belly, he will take you off the naughty list.
Laugh now, but when the snowmen come for your family you will remember this.
If your girl can tell the difference between chicken and steak, she is not a moron.