‘If I kill a deer in a sweat suit and it's evident that I haven't showered in a few days, I am still going to post a picture with my deer.’
'I spend almost every weekend waterfowl hunting, but I do get a few deer hunts in a year to help fill the freezer.’
When you tryna enter the sex toy industry but have no idea what you're doing.
'My Tinder date wore this on our first meet-up. There was not a second date.'
'I lost all of those becuase I'm a dumb bitch who can't keep her legs closed around family men.'