So, wait, the sandwich will give me oral sex? Or are you calling the girl 'it'?
Oh damn shes already dating a 35 year-old who makes 5 times as much money as me? Great.
This is not what these are actually called. This fail will make for a delicious snack for me.
When objects are organized, it makes me feel like I have a handle on things.
Hey everybody, it's me, a talking pig. I'm a new employee at Break and I'm excited to make a gallery about ... oh god ...
A guy making a weird face behind a group of people posing for a picture? Looks like a photobomb to me!
I use to love mayo, but with this all that it makes me think of is how much I miss my brother.
Damn I have to spend the rest of my life making speeches for $1 million and not paying for anything.