I figured people would be so distracted by that sculpture that they wouldn't notice the package.
I forgot to mention, I am a fine art collector and I will give these pieces of art a fine letter grade. This Home Improvement and Cat mash up gets a C.
He survived because it wasn't turned on. That was a few weeks ago and I haven't talked to him since, except on Facebook so he's probably fine.
Back in the 70’s everyone was so high on Quaaludes nobody noticed Tim’s date wasn’t human.
I don't buy that Mr. Bean was a character in the film Gladiator for even a second.
I have problems that are so complex, even the most genius programmers would have trouble solving them.
Even Babies Hate It When You Go To Someone’s House And The Damn Dog Starts Licking Your Face
This took months to fix. I had to replant the seeds and wait for them to grow, but I picked the wrong seeds so I had to keep starting over. I'm so bad at this.
I love Star Wars as much as I hate graffiti so if you add that to my love for comedy, I'm okay with this.