An exotic cat riding shotgun in a nice car? I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK, I AM SO MAD.
I know that a greater than the average number of women love chocolate so I think this picture is okay to include.
I think women like going to the spa, but doesn't everybody? I've been and it's nice!
This is one of the two. It references chalk signs so I think we're cool here.
Somehow, I don't think that bird and the Totoro cat bus would get along so well.
'I found some tanning foam while I was in the bathroom and put a stripe on my wrist. Liked it so much I did my arms and legs. Nobody was amused but me. I think it lasted a couple months.'
THIS NICE CAR AND THIS GUN WERE PURCHASED WITH HUG MONEY, I MEAN DRUG MONEY. I'M SO MAD, I'M MAKING TYPOS.
I don't own any hand towels but my girlfriend does. I think that means that women at least like hand towels or am I just a slob?
My girlfriend wears pajamas like eighty-percent of the time. Even if she's an extreme case, I think it's safe to say that women at least don't mind pajamas.