Rule to live by: if a parking spot on the street is available it is too good to be true.
Rule to live by: don’t get in a flying machine that can be described as “whimsical.”
Whatever is on your armrest is yours to do with what you like. Airplane rules.
One of my female friends likes the movie Space Jam so much that I just assume all women like it.
Daryl was pissed his friends called him “The Queen” for the rest of their lives.
Was This One Of Those Trees A Hippie Lived In So They Wouldn’t Chop It Down?
Biological buildings are a thing of the future. Like living in a skin flap.