Specifically, I bad tattoo artist. When I create a terrible tattoo and apply it to someone, I will be living my best life. Go me!
“Sure, I don’t care if you take acid before starting my Yoda tattoo. What a weird question.”
‘When everyone is wearing down jackets, I had to strip down to my bikini and dive into freezing water.’
At no point did anyone stop him from getting this tattoo. The people in his life must hate him.
‘Pic on the right is after losing almost 100 lbs. in 2012. It was one of the first times I had ever allowed anyone to take a picture of me in a bikini.’
‘I felt as if there were dozens of cuts on my tongue, and when the salty seawater flowed into my mouth it was unbearably painful.’
Launch is my favorite meal of the day. Did I mention I’m an astronaut and that’s what we call lunch?
I too have had life-long aspirations to learn how to play the accordion with my legs.
She captioned the photo 'OMG my boyfriend keeps taking pictures of me in the shower!' but look in the mirror...
One woman received car eyelashes from a friend for Christmas, 'Because I had great eyelashes so he figured my car should too.' No, no it shouldn't. It should never.