'I want to use the bathroom, but in secret.' - The person that had this installed.
I like Futurama, but I don't think this is a message we want to stand behind as a company.
'I live in constant paranoia and want to be able to observe the whole room while I poop.' - The person that designed this toilet.
I admit that we at United hate our customers, but we don't want to advertise it.
“Hello, I Have Your Ball. Meet Me By The Concession Stand If You Want To See It Again.”
Do I want him to be champion forever? No. There are better wrestlers who can put on better matches.
Is this a metaphor or does he want us to rob his grave? I have no idea. Ten out of ten.
You know what? I don't think you guys are getting it. We want memes that make United look good, not bad.