Go Sideways: Because of the bear's huge upper body and neck muscles, rotating their heads side-to-side is difficult. Keep moving to the side to make it harder for them to see you... or see your attack on them.
If you are too lazy to hold your phone to your ear, you are probably too lazy to go out and buy a cellphone holder for your head.
As a girl, the top of your head is not as important as the dope-ass shoes I shelled out $80 for.
Most girls go topless for the trend, making glitter boobs something that’s usually restricted to music festivals.