Hello, I am a school teacher and I'm here to explain to you why these students aren't very good students.
Hello, I am a Break writer and not Agent Smith, a super smart A.I. that runs The Matrix. I am here to explain to you why these pictures aren't proof that The Matrix is real, Mr. Anderson.
'I am the king or queen of my bathroom and I want the world to know it.' - Whomever lives here.
Hello, I am from five years in the future and I am here to tell you where these new grads ended up. This student is now a producer on The Daily Show!
I have no idea what's going on here. If this is a real exercise, let me know in the comments!
Hello, I am the high school janitor and I'm here to tell you how long it took to clean these pranks up. This cup prank took two hours to clean. I spilled a lot of water!
Hello, I am a shock rock radio D.J. sound board operator that Break hired to suggest what sound effect I think best sums up each of these booty call text fails. Here they are.
Hello, my name is the great Pettula. I am a pet psychic, and I'm here to explain why these pet did the things they did. This dog just wanted their poop to look fabulous.
Hello, I am the passive aggressive note translator. I'm here to tell you what these passive aggressive roommate notes really mean. This person wants their roommate to stop stealing their food.
Hello, I am the joke explainer. My job is to explain jokes to make sure everyone understands them. The joke here is that some of the people who visit or work at this office are annoying. JOKE EXPLAINED.