'My first legal shower beer' GIRL THAT IS CIDER AND CRAP CIDER WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
'Some Girl I Went to High School With Just Posted This on Twitter (She just left for College).'
'So this girl in my college class posted this picture of taking a bath. I added some brightness to it and sent it back to her.'
When he said he was going to send a pic of his SNAKE, not what his girl was expecting.