'So this girl in my college class posted this picture of taking a bath. I added some brightness to it and sent it back to her.'
'Some Girl I Went to High School With Just Posted This on Twitter (She just left for College).'
College may teach you books, but that doesn't mean you're any smarter than before.
When you're in a college-level chem class but have preschool-level common sense.
Moving into your college dorm with your 'ball map' because who knows what a globe is.