'So this girl in my college class posted this picture of taking a bath. I added some brightness to it and sent it back to her.'
'Some Girl I Went to High School With Just Posted This on Twitter (She just left for College).'
When you're in a college-level chem class but have preschool-level common sense.
College may teach you books, but that doesn't mean you're any smarter than before.
Moving into your college dorm with your 'ball map' because who knows what a globe is.