'I found some tanning foam while I was in the bathroom and put a stripe on my wrist. Liked it so much I did my arms and legs. Nobody was amused but me. I think it lasted a couple months.'
'This is what I got from my dear Grandma for christmas last year. It’s a paper pug that you assemble, and basically just sits there. It’s supposed to be “all the fun of a real dog without the mess!''