The groomer had an “accident” with the dog and spent the day trying to find a replacement.
Now we know how the dinosaurs became extinct: personal airplane accidents.
Add enough duck tape and no one will even be able to tell that this car was in an accident.
Warning: Graphic Image of a fatal car accident involving a Snowman behind the wheel.
Sounds like something your girlfriend says when you accidently jab her in the sweater muffin.
Have you ever accidently eaten a banana peel? Were you OK? Asking for a friend.
Either going to be one of those success stories about a new invention or he’s going to get in an accident.
Break Debate! Should they bring back “pizza delivery in 30 minutes or free?” Or too many accidents?
The great thing about being a hipster is that you already have all the clothes for these.