'Three-and-a-half years later and I have been following the same program and I can tweak it when I need to.’
‘This year when I was dating a man, he asked me for my driver's license, when I gave it to him he told me I looked a lot older than 41-years-old and that was the last straw.’
'My wife's turtle, Speedbump, went missing in the yard 20 years ago. My MIL found him this year and broke the news to my wife in a present.'
Parks and Rec cosplay is “the new Star Wars” at the convention this year said nobody.