“Hey, there’s a pretty girl out there, maybe she go’s out with one of the Yankees?”
Rule to live by: if a parking spot on the street is available it is too good to be true.
Let's be real -- there was a lot going wrong here even before the eyebrows.
Only a true man of the people would have citizens lining up to hold his boys for him.
If only there was a way to get that thing where it needs to go not using a road.
This only took a few minutes to clean up, but they let me keep the toilet paper which was nice.
Customer. It only happened the one time. You know what? Let's just stop making United memes.
Emo Weathergirl knows the sun is going to swallow the Earth eventually so let’s all give up now.
Carl was going to file a lawsuit if they didn’t let him report from the women’s locker room.