Oh god, I just came out of this bender for a second and for some reason I have eaten my stapler.
'You say you were the lead safety expert at Weldcorps? That sounds like a made up company, but I believe you.'
Weird, when I try hide booze like this nobody believes it is just my giant package.
I hate you product instruction fail. I hate you with every fiber of my being.
It's safe to assume this person is the least lucky person on the internet. If you are this person and you see this, I'm sorry. I'm a journalist and I have to report this. It's my job.
I guess it annoying that you only have red markers for your red whiteboard but why the hell do you have a red whiteboard
I think that person was just trying to convince you to have sex with him despite having mono.