Jobbers are 'lower card' wrestlers who's primary job is to lose as a means to make the 'upper card' wrestlers look good.
Everyone is OK with Furry Servicemembers: enemy armies would be terrified!
The last time they let Dad pick the outfit for family Christmas card picture.
Verne Troyer's private army prepares for their sure to be bloody onslaught on Austin Powers' compound.
In some cultures, the accordion player accompanies the army into battle. Weird Al is actually a warrior.
The best arms dealer salesman ever just old the army some sweet splinter launchers.
Pro Tip: Nobody cares if you own a goldfish though, so use the dog card instead.
Credit cards are fun until you actually have to pay for the shit you bought.