They found their airline ticket on one of those discount websites and didn't read the fine print.
The one world ending event humanity didn’t see coming: the union of cats and robots.
When a woman says she is looking for her “knight in shining armor” show her this.
Add enough duck tape and no one will even be able to tell that this car was in an accident.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe…. No really it’s sad, she lives in her shoe- car.
One woman received car eyelashes from a friend for Christmas, 'Because I had great eyelashes so he figured my car should too.' No, no it shouldn't. It should never.
When your best bud shows up at the party and you’re not the fattest one anymore.
I Got To Get Me One Of Them Car Elevators For My ’97 Ford Taurus / Studio Apartment