HELLO, I AM THE CREATOR OF REVENGE BOT. THE REVENGE BOT PROGRAM HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. CARRY ON WITH YOUR DAY AND FORGET THIS EVER HAPPENED.
Hello, I am Revenge Bot, a robot programmed specifically to help people with revenge. Behold, these acts of human revenge against people's exes.
What if I wanted to be a calculator, or a ruler? Is that in the cards for Revenge Bot?
Sometimes I wonder if I'm getting revenge for things or if I'm just a jerk.
There you go, Revenge Bot, flying off the handle again. No one needs to know about the time you magnetized your ex or your addiction to transmission fluid.
Unfortunately that is an X-Ray device that can tell the size of your penis.
And at no point did anyone say "Wow, that's the dumbest fucking idea I've ever heard."
'It says on your resume that you know how stairs work. That's all I need to hear. You're hired!'
I don't remember I Am Groot saying that because I don't remember any character by that name