'I don't ask for much from my employees. Just that they be trees and know where they're supposed to grow. You seem like a smart tree, I think I can trust you.'
I don't know how these kids got these cars in there so we just bricked off that part of the school. It took days.
She is never going to get her driver's license if this is how she gets in the car.
This is how you know if your car is running well. Try it out and get back to us.
'Now all of our plumbers need to know how to measure sink pipes. Do you think you can handle that?'
So what do you think, did she get a boob job? Either way, we had a lot of fun looking.
You know what? I don't think you guys are getting it. We want memes that make United look good, not bad.
How can we get any work done on this ship with someone on the crew looking like that!
'I run a tight ship here. All of my cake makers have to know the difference between what a customer is saying and what they want on their cake. Do you think you can handle that?'
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