Jennifer Jenson allegedly crashed into a car, causing said car to hit the car in front of it.
Good. I’ve been trying to get validation from the pear tree in my backyard for decades.
Amy Scurlock was arrested for DUI. I'd let this girlie drunkenly crash her car into my house any day.
'You know what my life is missing? A giant fake his-and-hers beard with a PB&J theme,' said no one ever.