Don't get me wrong I will still try to go back to sleep for that last remaining minute.
Let's be real -- there was a lot going wrong here even before the eyebrows.
I was going to hack wearing a wetsuit, but this sign gave me the courage to change.
Dave’s excuse of “it wasn’t me, it was Handsy the mascot” didn’t go over well with HR.
I have no idea what's going on here. If this is a real exercise, let me know in the comments!
It bums me out that people read this and think 'Forbes is the news source I'm going with here.'
Specifically, I bad tattoo artist. When I create a terrible tattoo and apply it to someone, I will be living my best life. Go me!
You know what? This Bane Changing Station convinced me. I love funny vandalism so much that I am going to quit my job as a cop.