'Can I get one taco with no shell please?' 'So you want a taco salad?' 'No I want a taco with no shell, idiot.'
Fire Blanket: You can put out a fire with it, use it to protect your skin from flames, or it can keep you warm when temperatures drop to freezing.
Theodore Levon Upshaw sold heroin straight out of a McDonald's. Why rent a storefront when you can do it outta your workplace?