Willing to bet at least one person didn't understand the pun and took this seriously.
This only took an hour or two to clean, but I spent days bending these chair legs back into shape. My life is hard.
This only took a few minutes to clean up, but these bras belong to my dead wife. WHY WOULD KIDS DO THIS!?
This only took one minute to clean, but I stood on a chair to grab the sign and I fell, badly spraining my back.