Mike doesn't even know how to take a good picture, let alone not get caught cheating on Tinder of all places.
…and if that doesn’t get you all hot and bothered, I don’t know what will.
When your friendly neighborhood dumpster man gets mad you aren't throwing away blunt roaches anymore.
When your roommate doesn't come home for five days but he leaves you a note in case you care.
It doesn't matter what the sticker says, if you put stickers on your car you're probably poor.
‘I'm a nurse & you are so scary... dieting & extreme exercises...I hope you & your baby are normal after what you put your body through!’ one criticized.
‘I have this cute bikini.... 9 months pregnant and you still look better than I do not pregnant,’ another bemoaned.
When it's not a strip club but you get a drunk lap dance from some random woman anyway.
When you wanna get warm and cozy about that time you had your mugshot taken.