Man Vs turd: when it’s so big you pass out and your friends shave your head.
The dudes in the back row were SUPER disappointed after their “show us your tits” chant.
You don’t need to shave your head to have the Eleven look. You just need the emo face.
When you toot so hard it feels like you’re going to poo a hole through your chest.
You know it is laundry day is when your shirt won’t cover your massive boobs.
If you've ever wanted your baby to have a fake arm, this is a pretty good start.