When you get to see the locals get down in the parking lot...don't let anyone tell you romance is dead.
What do you think – is Daria’s hair beautiful, or is she just begging to get it stuck in a desk fan?
When you get stuck in a baby seat at McDonald's because it's 4 a.m. and you're hammered.
At no point did anyone stop him from getting this tattoo. The people in his life must hate him.
'Can I get one taco with no shell please?' 'So you want a taco salad?' 'No I want a taco with no shell, idiot.'
‘So [dating married men is] an advantage in a way that they will not get emotionally connected to me. And they will not want to pursue anything.’
Martina wanted to see how dark she could get, deciding to become ‘darker and darker and see what the limits are.'
If you don’t want to get fired for your looks, go work at KFC where everyone is ugly, THAT’LL even the playing field for ya.