In the movies this would have been the start of an adventure; real life it is a broken arm.
'I found some tanning foam while I was in the bathroom and put a stripe on my wrist. Liked it so much I did my arms and legs. Nobody was amused but me. I think it lasted a couple months.'
This took a full day to clean up. I couldn't find a crane so I had to drop them from the roof by hand. All of the furniture was broken. The worst part is it's my furniture. Now I have nothing.