I assure you, if anyone is NOT having a great summer, it's me. Your yearbook.
You know it is laundry day is when your shirt won’t cover your massive boobs.
I guess it annoying that you only have red markers for your red whiteboard but why the hell do you have a red whiteboard
I don't know why this exists, but I also don't know why Arizona exists so you know, whatever.
'It says on your resume that you know how stairs work. That's all I need to hear. You're hired!'
These are great until he goes home to “have sparing practice with Splinter” if you know what I mean.
When you absolutely have to have your car fixed and all you have is wood and tape ...
'It's weird that you have a line item in your resume that says that you know the difference between Batman and Superman, but I'll take you at your word. You've got the job!'