This is a picture of Popeye. My pupils are dilating, but I think I'm doing okay.
‘If I kill a deer in a sweat suit and it's evident that I haven't showered in a few days, I am still going to post a picture with my deer.’
'I am damn proud of my REAL boobs and I refuse to sit quietly and be told I do not fit into a ridiculous standard.'
'So this girl in my college class posted this picture of taking a bath. I added some brightness to it and sent it back to her.'
Hello, I am a Break writer and not Agent Smith, a super smart A.I. that runs The Matrix. I am here to explain to you why these pictures aren't proof that The Matrix is real, Mr. Anderson.