This way the government doesn’t know what you’re Tweeting, man. Think about it.
I'm looking at graffiti that I love, but can't tell people that I love. What are YOU looking at?
I didn't know that babies could fly helicopters until I saw this film. Now its all I can think about. 2 stars
This is the sign in question by the way. I think it's funny enough to include in this gallery, but It's technically not on theme.
'If you can look me in the eye and tell me you know what 'Do Not Bend' means then sister, you've got the job.'
'Under education, it says you graduated from Cheeseburger University. That's all the proof I need to know you know what a cheeseburger looks like.'
'It says right here that you know what a mop is and how to use it. I can't picture anyone lying about that.'
I don't know about you, but I would not want a ten year old who is notoriously a bad student as my EMT.
I know what John Cena looks like and this isn't it. You can't fool me, internet.
You know what? I don't think you guys are getting it. We want memes that make United look good, not bad.