'Today's class will be on sexual reproduction...you're saying this is an English class? Huh. ANYWAYS...'
‘I didn't really feel that weak because my body had adapted to my low weight, however the thing that got me the most was the cold.’
'What really sparked my motivation to lose weight was walking to class one day at the end of my junior year and I was literally losing my breath walking a few flights of stairs,' she said.
'I was tired of boring slutty Halloween costumes, so I went as Dumblewhore.'
When you're bored at McDonald's and looking to get fired for sexual harassment.
'So this girl in my college class posted this picture of taking a bath. I added some brightness to it and sent it back to her.'
'Haven't spoke to my ex in a year. She accidentally texted me to tell me that she got engaged.'
Nothing says class like drinking at the grocery store...with your kid in the cart.
'My friend was drunk and on Xanax when he decided to tattoo a black face Charmander with no experience or artistic ability. '
“I can’t play volleyball, basketball or anything similar…that makes my grades in PE really bad.”