Tell my wife I love her. Also, I forgot to mention that my wife is Alanis Morissette.
My job was to deliver the plants. The packages were like that when I got there.
After reading this road sign I parked on the governor's lawn and now I'm in jail.
‘I felt as if there were dozens of cuts on my tongue, and when the salty seawater flowed into my mouth it was unbearably painful.’
This only took one minute to clean, but I stood on a chair to grab the sign and I fell, badly spraining my back.
Which is why when I say I love this threat on my life, I really don't like it.
I just can't trust Vodka after it told me that marrying my wife was a good idea. Right everybody? Remember when I badmouthed wives? That was fun.
Hello, my name is King Sarcasm. I hate all of these sarcastic and funny signs.
TELL MY WIFE AND KIDS I DIED DOING WHAT I LOVE, BEING ENRAGED BY OTHER PEOPLE'S WEALTH.