If your girl can tell the difference between chicken and steak, she is not a moron.
The little girl on the bench hates it when the men look at Mommy this way.
If the ugly girl in school turned into a delicious cheese pizza we would be super impressed.
Weird; they all had facial reconstruction surgery to look like that girl so they could drink a Smirnoff.
The guy on the right looks like he just discovered one of those girls is his daughter.
Jim was hoping the girls didn’t notice the giant hole that just appeared in his pants.
Doug knew this sick split was the only way he could get the girls attention away from Steven.
Wow, Google Maps can now give you directions to a girl who needs a ride. NICE.