This took an hour to clean up. I was allowed to keep the tinfoil afterwards, which was like a Christmas bonus for me. It was the best day of my life.
Guys, my Christmas tree keeps saying it’s going to exterminate me. What should I do?
'The helicopter industry is not as big as the aeroplane industry so I get a lot of invitations from helicopter companies and flight schools asking me to fly with them.‘
My knowledge of what is and isn't a chalk sign is why they hired me at Break
I'm sorry, I just got word from one of my loyal subjects, Apparently there is a threat on my King Sarcasm crown.
What's that? I'm sorry. My Irony Aid is knocking at my door. Apparently King Star Wars from the Star Wars Kingdom wants my head on a lightsaber.
One woman received car eyelashes from a friend for Christmas, 'Because I had great eyelashes so he figured my car should too.' No, no it shouldn't. It should never.
'All I ask that my employees know their rights from lefts and also how arrows work.'
I was unable to remove this car from the flagpole. Much like before, this was my car. Now, I walk everywhere.
I’m too busy cleaning the blood stains from my clown outfit to read this article.